17 February, 2009

A penny for my thoughts

It has come to my attention that there are very occasionally a few instances of foul-mouthed utterances in certain corners of the Alphabet office. Naturally I take a pretty dim view of this, as I like to think of the company as being a beacon of graciousness.

So you can imagine how dismayed I was when, after establishing a 'Swear Box', it rapidly filled with loose change. It's only been six hours, and it already has S$11. And the worst of it is that I currently account for all S$11 of vituperative spleen.

F#$%!