Blood!

Jianggan saw a promising future as a journalist flash before his eyes this a short time ago. Not because he was hit by a car this morning ("It was a hatchback") - but because after being hit by the car, he was then 45 minutes late for work.

"Please someone get him a plaster for God's sake," said a caring representative of the management team. "Before he bleeds on the new carpet."


... Times passes ....


Martyr!
There's suddenly way too much flesh in the office. Yes we know you narrowly avoided death on Singapore's mean streets - but there's no need to be such a show-off about it, unless you've got the legs to carry it off.