Spiced ham
Is it just me, or is the quality of spam getting better?
I'm being inundated by ever greater volumes of the stuff - so I have to trawl through my spam folder daily in order to rescue wrongly allocated messages from friends and industry colleagues. But these days as I speed read the titles of the spam, I'm finding myself increasingly drawn into opening more of the little buggers.
Sometimes it's the arresting tone - sometimes it's a sophisticated verbal juxtaposition. But often, they're simply quite funny. At first I thought it was my own sick sense of humour - but then I realised that my colleagues had started collecting their own 'best of' Viagra spam too. Then I feared that this was attributable to the puerile humour of the guys in the office - but even the girls giggle at the stuff. Clearly there is a kind of warped intelligence at work in the writing of this spam - not too far removed from the kind of creativity we cherish here at Alphabet. So if there are any spammers out there reading this blog - I invite you to turn away from the dark side, and embrace a brighter literary future with the permission-based marketing kids at Alphabet.
For those non-spammers reading, I'm posting up a sample of the office favourites below. Because they largely address deep-seated male insecurities about the size of our crown jewels, the more squeamish / innocent among you may wish to turn away now ...
... but for the rest of us, enjoy!
I'm being inundated by ever greater volumes of the stuff - so I have to trawl through my spam folder daily in order to rescue wrongly allocated messages from friends and industry colleagues. But these days as I speed read the titles of the spam, I'm finding myself increasingly drawn into opening more of the little buggers.
Sometimes it's the arresting tone - sometimes it's a sophisticated verbal juxtaposition. But often, they're simply quite funny. At first I thought it was my own sick sense of humour - but then I realised that my colleagues had started collecting their own 'best of' Viagra spam too. Then I feared that this was attributable to the puerile humour of the guys in the office - but even the girls giggle at the stuff. Clearly there is a kind of warped intelligence at work in the writing of this spam - not too far removed from the kind of creativity we cherish here at Alphabet. So if there are any spammers out there reading this blog - I invite you to turn away from the dark side, and embrace a brighter literary future with the permission-based marketing kids at Alphabet.
For those non-spammers reading, I'm posting up a sample of the office favourites below. Because they largely address deep-seated male insecurities about the size of our crown jewels, the more squeamish / innocent among you may wish to turn away now ...
... but for the rest of us, enjoy!
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posted by James Smith at 6:02 pm
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